Monkeys Fist

Not good, this. Hope he makes a full recovery. ( wtf was his agent playing at??)

It's the Circle of Life

He is the StorytellerIn Russia he is Ivan In Sweden he is Bjorn......

My mate's dad is Ron Guthrie- he's rightly proud of his Fairs Cup winners medal and FA Cup winners medal from when he went to the Dark Side. He was also in Blyth Spartans' FA cup giant-killers team.

Is there no way that flight data can be centrally stored, rather than having to find the black box after cases like this? Seems mental that I can access pretty much anything on a device not much bigger than a credit card, yet flight data is still only accessible from a hard copy on board the plane itself?

Keeping my hand in

Says you, cunt.

He went home to get his fucking shine box

My neighbour's auntie's daughter's carer's cousin knows Veronica. Proper slut, apparently.

No, but it'll make Fist Jnr's first match easier for me to take hm to.

Does CT actually realise we've been relegated ?

Whilst it appears that Rafa has won the fight for control of football matters, and rightly so, I'm tempering my exuberance for now as I reckon he'll still working under similar financial constraints to his many illustrious predecessors. Even so, I reckon he's so far ahead of the managerial shite we've endured over the years that it won't be a big issue. And, did you ask CT before posting from his MySpace account ?

Looks like they need a rocket up their arse, or..... oooh, mebbe some similar explosive device.

Bite me, Member.

Relatively speaking, man, c'mon. No piss poor spelling, articulate, self deprecating and only a smidgen of good natured piss taking. He's probably worshipped as a deity on Wearside.

Phish needs to take cyanide.

"> Where's the cripple, then? Eh? EH?

What's this??? A Mackem with good craic??? Were you bitten by a radioactive Geordie.

Dammit!