Monkeys Fist

Laurel Avenue or Rocket Way?

BBC putting the boot in. Sam Allardyce: What lasted longer than Allardyce's 67-day England reign? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37500995 Otters

I think it might be time to resurrect an old friend.

Just seen this, having been shown the 3-2 at 90+2 in Wagamamas. Fucking hell.

I got married

"Tell me ma, me ma, I'm going to Wemb… Oh! " What a fucking plum

2-1 to us. Which, going off my record, means "anything but that"

Cunts

Disallowed.

Fucking have that, Beige.

This piece of filler on BBC News site How well do Canadians know the royal family? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37225021 To be fair to the Moose fuckers, of the four minor scroungers they were asked to identify, I'd only have got The Tzar Nicholas clone, and that's only because he's married to the crazy Nazi.

For a true memorial to CT, though, they'll have to wait a few years then spend a Sunday digging him back up whilst dresssd in camo gear. Tubs, the other two songs we played at my bro's send-off were more fitting to who he was ..... I'd suggest for you And this, whist the gathered mourners pass inject themselves with bong

The Murdoch press have been having him for breakfast since before he became leader, and he's just won again with a higher percentage of a larger turnout. He's not bovvered

Also,this. https://youtu.be/bN0BzC-wuI0 Every time.

"Cuddling pillows"

Get CT to post you one of his Garden Mix Playlists and just watch it with that playing, as you fill your neck with Baltic pies and weep, silently.

ToughguyMick Clearly never watched Goodfellas.

To humour you though, this one is 50/50 with me. It was one of the pieces of music we chose for my brothers funeral, and I can listen to it sometimes and be fine, other times it slays me- specifically the crescendo from 2:40 onwards. When I visited the Thiepval Memorial last year we went to the visitor centre first, then went to the memorial and found my Great Uncle, all good, felt quite pleased I'd gone and paid my respects and that. We decided to pop back in to the visitor centre for a coffee and just after I walked in, guess what came on over the PA? It was dusty for a minute or two So, come on then you flaming homo, what's set you off tonight? Odds on its Adele or Celine Dion.

It was his son that got through it, hence the song.

Said none of our opponents at the time.