Monkeys Fist

Stand by for the 2016 Toontastic Ginger-Off. There can be only one.

The penny's just dropped. You terrible cunts.

Kid Rock was booked for the losers party.

Ged orff moi laaaand! No, I'm not.

Me too. Is it you?

She was only a fishmongers daughter

Always held a soft spot for me. (There's the set-up)

No one wants your cheap, bought off the internet, cowie placebos. (Well, TS might have some for his sex holiday)

Attaboy

Why couldn't you be a 69yr old musician/actor?

2 guys 1 cup. Right there.

What a legacy.

Fuck off man, you big puff.

'd your post.

None taken, babe.

That's a lad

Died at 74 from Parkinson's disease. Let's take a moment to remember the insanity that was the 1970s. ( I've just realised, he's doing a Dad dance- the fucking chancer!)

"Back off, Love, your tits are sweating in to my pint"

Fly to Geneva. Drive through the Alps to Milan. Watch a match, eat well, get herpes.

That sillishit resin looks just like the sticky black you can no longer get

What do you want to do- sun and sand, active, sightseeing, art & culture? (If all of the above, Magaluf)

Where's the denpressure?

Blonde?