Monkeys Fist

Is tarka dal a little bit 'otter than usual?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32063587 Blame being firmly laid on the co-pilot.

Congrats

http://m.clickondetroit.com/news/local-4-defenders-violent-traffic-stop-in-inkster-caught-on-tape/31986806

That go-kart has some tricked out jacked suspension in some shots, mind

Yeah baby!

" Shut your noise, you fucking old cun.... Oh, sorry Mum. "

I wonder if Pardew feels any shame, now that he's paid off his debts?

Four- three isn't a fact, it's a question. Fact.

Carlsberg don't do stupid, but ....

And I'm now waiting outside the pharma plant in Fawdon to meet a business colleague to look over a job. I do believe I'm at risk of sleep deprived shenanigans - been over 24hrs since last kip. Edit; Meant to meet at 9:30, he's just rang to say he's half an hour away. It's 9:56am. He's getting a slap on arrival.

Funny how the fans of every team he's managed can't stand the twat. But, yep, we are fickle

Kinky bitch

I would've been 12-13. Comedy Robots could fuck right off.

Boogie boogie. ( it boiled my piss, if I'm honest )

The last bit silently mouthed a la Les Dawson

They'd know if she was a cock-hound?

Don't do drug!Drug is bad

Penny Oliphant was a right cock hound, too.

Just finished the first of three night shifts up in the rafters above Concordia pool. Betty Swollocks- it's insanely hot up there. I've drank 5Ltr of water, and sweated at least as much.

That one's older than Noelie!