Monkeys Fist

Today, I learned that Bjork is Tom Selleck's most convincing role.

Just watched that Sugarcubes clip- I hope she's got a licence for that unibrow.

I say let him back, on the condition that he invites us all round to his bacon shed for a BBQ.

Edit: just noticed your sig.

Efan Ekoku works too! 10 premier league players, past or present, who's names can be used as expletives. Go.

Fish the sub. Kinky bitch.

Cue the other nutter, Wolfy.

This thread is now complete

Pm'ed you.

He's "Following" 5 different antivirus firms

Cheeky bastard, considering the crooks who've been in charge previously.

Excellent

Not that you can tell, or owt.

Cheers mate. He's right as rain.

What I heard was his puke being ejected then landing back in the pool of puke in his mouth. No crying, he wasn't moving, nothing. Scared the shit out of me when I thought about it later. And yeah, bollocks to housework

Yikes! Bruised arse? I was woken at 4am this morning by the sound of my 4yr old son quiet choking on his own vomit. I've never moved so fast, so early, in my life. He's fine now, little twat

I only want to talk about Darren.

My personal favorite app is the one below. It allows me to transform pictures of my friends and family into Darren Flecther, and then mildly berate them for their average performances for average teams. https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/elf-makeover/id681953092?mt=8

I imagine his school years were tricky.

My understanding of this is that winnits are so called because they "winnit* come off". I'm here to help. * posh translator- winnit= will not.

Yes!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!! I just DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!