Monkeys Fist

We should bring Karen Danczuk through the ranks. She has a lot of support.

ANYWAY, HOW ARE YOU, MATE?????

NOT SIMPLE THEN, IS IT ?????

You should write to the Labour Party, Mako, tell them what to do, starting with a "Farage" by not accepting Ed's resignation.

WHICH ONE?????

By the way, did Sexy Svennis cap the missing one?

He never played, but Carver worked with former England gaffer Sir Bobby, just in case anyone didn't know.

"Let's play hide and seek, kids"

How the hell do they find time to Tweet?

He knows. It's Thompers.

Sounds like a Spike Milligan sketch.

They never moved more than 3yds from the barracks. Cowards.

Free. Type is irrelevant.

Sand in the Vaseline. I'm out.

'Bradford City Fire started by Australian's cigarette' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32701040 Bloody convicts, coming over here, burning our terraces

Thank God for that.

South Wales 'Ride me' bus advert sparks online backlash http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534 Should've used a sheep

Thing is, and this is not a dig at you, i absolutely fail to see the attraction of Dubaii? I've got pubes older than it, and unless you're obscenely minted, I just don't see the point of the place. Someone who's been enlighten me.

What if we're atheist?

Are you calling him a wanker?

He means he's a fucking vegetable. Bit harsh, AMIRITE TROPHSHY?