Monkeys Fist

That's no forfeit- you'd eat your kids if they spilt ketchup on themselves.

Why would he keep this promise, when he's kept none of his many others?

You missed nowt- Bruges is a shithole.

I watched Calvary recently, which stars Brendan Gleeson, from In Bruges ( seamless segue there ) I'd recommend it for a chilled out Sunday evening, but only if you're not feeling depressed or owt, as it's not a happy happy film.

In Bruges is a cracking film, man. Watch it again soon- almost every scene has a classic quotable line.

The more lips the better etc etc. Can't really be arsed tonight- still fecked from nightshift

Notes to self don't count do they? I'm with you on this Liz bird- time to give the split-arses a shot

Time for a new profile pic http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/batman/images/d/d0/Two_Face_6711.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120510022905 Get well soon, Spaz face

Less likely to spill his Conditioner and Sculpting Mousse, though.

Just so long as he doesn't pay for their suits, too.

What have you changed, though?

His chins are like a Mackem Tory's.

His nose is like crunchy peanut butter- lumpy spread.

Does Twitter come with text to audio?

His head is wider at the bottom than at the top. Reminds me of someone......

I had to drive to Cheshire and back today to price a job. Every village we drove through was a sea of blue placards. I have called at least 250 people "cunts!" As I drove past.

Aye, nearly suffocated.

CT has more chins than a Shanghai phone book.

Edit: I've nicked that, if you don't mind.

Your new hobby, or have you already binned it?