Monkeys Fist

They've probably deleted it out of shame.

Would that include the funky sexy partys? ( can you imagine how gutted you'd be if you'd arranged a "swap meet" and the Krankies turned up )

I read this with a French accent.

Nevah say Nevah Again, You Norvern Mankeys!

Die Slowly Inside Another Day.

Thundercunt

Casino Debts Royale

Blo15points

In Forest Hall we've had our own Ciderman for years. He's the spit of Tyrion Lannister, come to think of it.

FYP

I'll take that as a nuts-deep yes, then.

FYP

It's a miner coincidence.

Dr. No , You Can't Have A Manager.

Ryan Taylor not a footballer then? ( don't answer that )

Go to Cornwall mate. Just go easy on the "zoider"

He's about the right height

You also share a birthday with my daughter, Fish, so your Mam and Dad got frisky on the same date I did I'll just leave you to ponder that.

You got anal, didn't you?

Is it your birthday soon, Bravado?

Short on actual footballers,so Jake La Motta John Motson Ludovic Guily Edmilson Mario Gomez And Sofia Vergara.

You sexy thang

Where then, you fantasist fuck-knuckle?