Monkeys Fist

I've actually got a pretty nerdy taste in movies, mostly ones that are heavily plot led. I just also like a nice pair.

Yeah, plot an that. Bonus.

That'll ding dang do!

She is definitely on the weird/filthy list. edit: please report back with tittage review, specifically- oot or not.

Clear case of self defence on the part of the shooter. Case closed.

So she's fond of ornate parrots*- you wouldn't knock her back for it, would you? *

Dave and Gideon celebrate victory with an old Skool strangle wank. Plundered from Jim'll Paint It.

They should just shut the fuck up, agreed?

Aye, ponce pasties.

Ponce pasties?

This one?

Amended for bacon deniers.

Would he get to bang Natalie Dormer, though?

Get the fanny involved, sex sells.

Just read that Galloway link posted a page back, has that cunt got a permanent black eye?

Cut VAT on kebabs.

He once planted peas in June when the packet clearly stated "sow April-May". Respect.

Bravo!

"Feed the lizards!!"

My pet hate is when Americans use Legos as the plural for Lego. Heathens.

If anyone was going to tell me how it's done, it was going to be Sharkboy.

Sounds about right, that'll do me.

Mrs. F. just asked a question that I'm not 100% sure of the answer. If a ruling UK (male) monarch died whilst his wife was, say, 5 mths pregnant with their first child, who would be next in line- the unborn child or the next living person in succession, like a younger brother? I said it'd be the next living person, but not sure if that's correct?