Monkeys Fist

Ho's Da.

If the bit of your earth dome that holds us and the oceans is "slightly concave", why haven't we all drowned as the oceans sweep over everything into the middle? Like a huge puddle of piss

Don't be daft man, unicorns aren't real. Or are they?????

@@Gemmill Shame you're already hitched mate, this could've been you. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IW53nWZOd3Y#

This? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U9iVZwGLUn0# Now this afternoon's earworm. Twat

There on hear alot.

Meanwhile, the bindippers have signed Lallana for £25million. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27647888

Redheads..... Giggedy

Puns are'nt aloud.

Aye, of all the bands on that line up, they're the ones I'd most likely pay to see.

Is Lemmy still alive? Thought his face warts had eaten him years ago.

They're all for sale, man

I've seen wurst

Given the thread, I defiantly expected more bites.

It was a kid in my daughters class's party, I had a look on their site though and you can hire the whole place, with a staffed bar and film for £175, HF. Canny place. http://www.jamjarcinema.com/private-hire

First date too- brazen hussy.

Aye. Unfortunately I got the last two seats for that particular performance.

Fyp

The actual name is even better.

Is it up Mary's Entrance, or whatever it's called?

I'm going to read Tobamoris' future posts in the blazing saddles bloke's accent from now. It'll make them far more entertaining.

Mixed. Having just sat in a small, dark room with 40 screaming kids (no, I'm not Rolf), my head is battered. However, it was a small independent cinema in Whitley Bay, you can take your drinks into the screen room, and I've booked me and Mrs. Fist seats to see Grand Budapest Hotel on my birthday, so, every cloud and that Jam Jar Cinema btw, just along from Sambucas. Canny little spot.

Are you this bloke?