Monkeys Fist
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Schooled
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Garden Centre salesman- doesn't sell greenhouses or poly tunnels. You got a part-time job by any chance?
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Can you grow kebabs?
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Has CT got an Instagram account. I reckon he'd have a cult following. Yes, Cult. -
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" Thinking about trying some quaaludes, anyone ever tried the......zzzzzzzzzz"
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Poor love. Best lie down, have a bottle of Merlot and ring for a kebab.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
"carefully approaching a football in order not to frighten it." -
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Wonder if the little cunt will update his brochure? -
Get your lass to print it off for you, then tape the pages inside a porn mag.
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Life's fucking desperate below the Poverty Line, isn't it?
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Food porn version of Tubgirl
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Paving stones look green and slimy as fuck there, Tubster. " Anyone know where I can get a jet washer?"
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You'll need some reinforced girders
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Third pic down, the stripy vest fellows, is he getting a cheeky nipple tweak there?
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Too much woman's telly, Blobster.
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He's already "enjoyed" the kebab.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Yes, yes he is. -
Could go far.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
It'd be a bit cruel to Gateshead if they suddenly lost gates of 12,000+ when Fat Cunt eventually sells though . *Heed Chairman " Where's me fucking crowd gone????"