Monkeys Fist
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
It'd be a bit cruel to Gateshead if they suddenly lost gates of 12,000+ when Fat Cunt eventually sells though . *Heed Chairman " Where's me fucking crowd gone????" -
Why??? And, that's not a sandwich.
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" covert surveillance" Good news though KCG.
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Trying not to think about it tbh.
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Plebs man, nee fucking finesse.
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Stogoed?
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" Can you stand of front of me Nurse Cath, and hold my head still" " How's that ?" " Mmmmmmmfffffffffnnnnnmmmm "
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fyp -
Tells us if he cries.
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You should try using a knife to slice your salads, instead of a hacksaw
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The fish is Straight Outta Iceland too. Although to be fair to the Granny Banger, he'll claim his post only states the potato chunks are homemade.
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" Brace yourself Love, the incontinence pads are warming in the microwave- it's nearly mushroom time!"
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The family's away for the week. He's got 80yr old Dot round for tea and lovin'. Working her up into a right froth
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How can they answer while you're pushing their faces into the pillow?
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Quite possibru.
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Gemmill sweating a bit, now. " What's all this about a new toyboy, Gran?"
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" I'm not eating this muck,Nurse, it's not been microwaved" " That's a suppository, you ginger oaf" " "
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"Couldn't find a tanning shop, so bought some creosote instead. I must say, Sunderland Burns Unit is very nice "
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Does CT balance a cherry tomato on his gunt whilst he's cooking away?
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It'll be a good chance for Mr. Ashley to gauge how far we've come since he implemented the "Arsenal model" for running us.
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They'll soon be back to their whining when Man U announce Rodgers as their new gaffer at the end of the season