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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Puts Fifa's efforts at fining racist clubs to shame.
  2. Decent article Fish, but he can fuck off with "Pardew deserves sympathy". He's deserves fuck all- he knew what he was getting into when he ousted Hughton.
  3. Littlefinger is definitely fucking about with his accent.
  4. If our fans fuck off now they might catch the last Tube.
  5. Shite. S.H.I.T.E. No y. Stop it.
  6. I like my head attached. I wouldn't touch her with yours.
  7. Even if they announced that the half time show was to be Salma Hayek taking it in the stinker on the centre spot, I wouldn't go back until Fat Bastard is gone. Shame really.
  8. Complete mystery that like. Anyway, here's some nice pictures to look at, totally unrelated in any way to said 40%.
  9. Just remind me what the "deficit" figure was that Gideon originally said that they used to justify their slash and burn policies?
  10. Garden Centre salesman- doesn't sell greenhouses or poly tunnels. You got a part-time job by any chance?
  11. " Thinking about trying some quaaludes, anyone ever tried the......zzzzzzzzzz"
  12. Poor love. Best lie down, have a bottle of Merlot and ring for a kebab.
  13. "carefully approaching a football in order not to frighten it."
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