Monkeys Fist

" Need compost- can't read. Filled small, enclosed heat generator with shit instead. "

As in, " Dad I need some scag, can I have a lift?"

Hence the Working Class Hero's interest in share trading.

I'd guess that KK sees us as unfinished business. Both previous departures were out of his control. It'll never happen, obviously, under Fat Cunt and sadly I think by the time we are rid of him it'll be too late for KK.

Too much length ( I know ) for Mr. Mushroom.

*pats Fish on head* Ok sonny.

New business there Fish, along the lines of those fish that ate your feet. " Minge Ferrets, cleaner than razors, less painful than wax...... sometimes "

Eh?

Veet.

Why have you ruined the eggs by allowing your dog to shit on them? And, brunch??, you posted this at 9:30am man

Depends how thickly you slice it.

As if the tattoo would stop any of you if you had a chance

Definitely queefed.

Japan.....

When Mrs.F. had her emergency caesarean it was like an explosion in a butcher's shop (our first child, I made the mistake of looking), but never once did the thought cross my mind, " There's a tasty looking chunk, wonder if they'll wrap it up for me?" The Hippies have a lot to answer for.

Ole Soderberg.

Go for it then.

Similar tbh

Using your analogy Fish, Pardew is essentially a frustrated wanker, then?

Can't really argue past this tbh.

Seems he's carrying on the fine Mackem tradition of sister fucking.

A fine trade , but no.