Monkeys Fist
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Saw a documentary following Coogan on a tour of Oz/NZ the other night. He didn't come across too well, tbh.
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Almost as unbearable as if the wallpushing twats don't win it.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
You mean close his account,which can be found here?https://mobile.twitter.com/the_dilsh -
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Good to see English Farce is thriving as a comedy medium. Here's the highlights of a transcript of Pardew's 129 second presser after the Stoke game http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardews-129-second-press-6983960Won't answer question from Ryder, immediately asked the same question from non local journo- answers it. This is what we've become. -
Think it's his parasitic twin , Mini Mick Allan.
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Comedy ailment time - the dreaded bleeding bum grapes have popped out to say hi! Quite literally a pain in the arse.
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Tell the nurse mate.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
I think Gullit was the last one I remember, when he left us. -
Uncal Mick Cletus
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She finally fingered your ring. Nice one mate
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Speaking of really touchy, how's your Dad?
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Famous safc fans The Invisible Man .... And his mates
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Now that's what I call Music --- on a drunken night.
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
But is it A Nice Hat? -
30 years ago I was drawn to 15yr old lasses. Yewtree alert!!!
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Now that's what I call Music --- on a drunken night.
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
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I won the hand of Mrs. Fist
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Don't mention the time you did for dealing.
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18 holes in one afternoon? I should say so.
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Aye,the few times I've worked in an office, the secretaries were oddly reluctant to listen to my tales of how I'd sunk my dimpled balls in various holes at the weekend. Even less so when I tried to say how many strokes I'd managed it in.
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Who's the big daft looking bogtrotter on the right?
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Would've made a pleasant change for him, shooting as opposed to being shot.
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Aye, and every time he fucks up, between now and that long distant day he fucks off, whatever money kindly Mike has to put in to stave off disaster will be added to it. He has us over the barrel, lubed up and cheeks spread.
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