Monkeys Fist

Thanks but no thanks Frederick.

Packs of feral Chihuahuas terrorising neighbourhoods in Phoenix , Arizona. http://www.geekosystem.com/feral-chihuahuas-in-pheonix/

Excellent.

Mackem Logic in a nutshell.

(Saw it. Impressive. Considering rockets don't work in space. )

Is he not just a bit forgetful?

Time - Yes. Free hands- no.

I believe the OED defines it as "Chin Spooge"

Just had a Robin Askwith moment on the last drop of the day. Prepping window frames before painting them on a converted warehouse, swing across to get a window - Oops! Excuse me Madam, I do believe your boobs are in my eyes. Champion

Gus' Party Bus?

Get out

Extra bum on her chest....... Bonus??

"Cauldron of Hate" Half empty Pot Noodle

Still would.

If anyone was going to find one, I knew it'd be you.

Lasses with beards can fuck off, too.

Let the Grief Fest begin.

My guess is that since he got told to fuck off by SD shareholders for a payout, he's a bit short of gambling coupons, so he's come on board to pick up some petty cash.

Christ, even I steered clear of that one! Normally couldn't give a fuck about the lives of celebrities, but this saddens me- two tiny young lads have lost their mother, and as for Berb .....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26931337

Fuck me. Got to feel for her old man- poor bastard.

Plenty of shite though.