Monkeys Fist

Compared to Leazes, he's a dump squid.

The only thing in this thread that has more tits than GoT lives in East Boldon.

Syrup of figs mate..... ...... And frozen bog roll.

Show me where you get your factual 5%

Mad Men was decent for a few series, but went off the boil for me. Game of Boobs is great

Show me one of these facts that you have quoted.

That is the first Eurovision video I've seen all the way to the end

This seems the right time and place to post this

I'm sure the fragrant Kathryn will be overjoyed to find her name in this thread. She can squeeze my bellows anytime she likes

Can he still fart though?

Fixed

I have been harbouring a suspicion, the truth of which I'm now utterly convinced about, that CT is actually his dotty Owld Mam, slowly descending into madness as she pretends to be the rotund,ginger disappointment that she spawned- a kind of reverse Norman Bates. Once you accept that he/she is a doddery old bat, everything-the contrariness, the working class Toryism ,the inability to grasp simple concepts, the fascination with crap food, makes perfect sense.

His larger what?

You should try being a Goth, CT.

Have you had an arsectomy?

(Can't abide Henning Wehn like. )

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-27289391 "Aussie Billionaire in Beach Brawl Looks the Fucking Double of Peter Griffin"

That's the cropped version, in the full one she's sat next to it with her chebs out, holding an Xbox.

It's usual to wait until you've stopped shitting before wiping, you baggy sphinctered gigamorph.

Try a stand up wipe. Allows for a more gentle touch

Thought I'd start this for CT, as it seems to be the next natural progression in his determination to bore the fucking life out of us with his documentation of every single aspect of his life. Please use spoiler tags when posting pictures, you daft Weeble.

Bodie was fucking nails.