Monkeys Fist

So, sitting in the bath having a soak after work, son shouts up, "Daddy, hurry up, tea is ready" " What are we having son?" *top of his lungs " Vasagne!" I turned into Muttley as I sank beneath the surface.

Nice one Chez. Boys are a whole different level of mischief. Enjoy. Will he be known as Noel or Arbre?

I'm sure he'll not object if you took him again.

Catmag- likes it salty.

Cherry tomato on top?

Excellent film. Very reminiscent of Goodfellas, and some genuine laughs. The whole scene where he gets his foot caught in the Lamborghini door

Happy Birthday Kidda http://wickedvixens.tumblr.com

"Dear Alin the Boss, Please can I hav the set of Dinosaw transfers for my culllaring-in book, please Thank You Steven T. "

Off to see Wolf of Wall Street tonight with the Mrs. I must say I'm fizzing at the slit.

If it's the one I think it is ( me holding my lad when he's tiny, radiating handsomeness and manliness ) I wouldn't mind a copy, as I've lost the original. If it's not wtf?

Did you hear a "CLAAANG!" as her knickers involuntarily hit the floor?

I bought a candle and a postcard of a chicken. We sat around the candle, looking with wonder at the chicken, and waited for father to come home and light the candle, then beat us with the whooping stick I bought for him. Happy Days.

Dreamy

You'll be licking Gemmill's hoop in a month, Flip Flop.

Now, if he'd worn a scarf and babygrow I might be convinced.

Happy Birthday Wee Man

Happy Friday

Well.... If you're going to be like that, take your Andy Stewart Hogmanay DVDs, Broons annual collection, and your Irn Bru addiction and go!!

Will we still see you at weekends and school holidays?

This is like the AntiDadoon.

Be much more fun if they chose their own money though; 10 Neeps = 1 Tattie 10 Tatties = 1 Haggis 10 Haggis = 1 Buckfast. Not that it'll make any difference , as the tight bastards will never spend it. If I've missed any cliches, please feel free to add them.

Fish has had a colostomy.