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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Shit at his first job, shit at his second.
  2. Laterooms.com and AirB&B are decent sites for finding apartments. (If you find one on Laterooms, it's always worth contacting the agents directly, as you can often get extras like free parking etc. )
  3. What if this loon has Multiple Personality Disorder ( I know, that would require a personality, but run with me on this), and is the entire membership of RTG???
  4. Self catering apartments mate. Cheaper than Travelodge and Premier, I got a place in Salford Quays, 2 double rooms , 2 bathrooms and a massive kitchen/lounge with a huge balcony for £75 a night.
  5. Just use the old condoms under it to prop the bed up man.
  6. He'll be in his Travelodge tonight, having a pitiful hate wank, mopping up his tears with Martinez' autograph. Still, least the poor bastard isn't a Toon fan.
  7. Daddy's Cock in awe at the quality food products available to his betters.
  8. Mate reckons we haven't won, having been down at half time , in seven years. Any Stattos confirm this?
  9. Poor bugger. I'm guessing he came some distance.
  10. I'm very happy that women's boarding fashion has dumped the baggy pants. It was a joy to watch the replays.
  11. The match is shit, here's the bag of loveliness that came 2nd in the half pipe today
  12. Don't put yourself down man, your sister loves you.
  13. From .comhttp://www.nufc.com ( in case you don't know the URL )
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