Monkeys Fist

It's going to be a bit moist at the weekend

And his raw mushroom

Happy Birthday Ya Ya Respect, innit?

Large influx of pre-teen girls potentially thwarted. SMB devastated.

He missed off, " whilst driving a taxi and posting shit pics on here".

No beans he's ever bought have lasted long enough to germinate.

Tidied

Is Martin Stephenson a Mackem?

Fascinating pics there, CT. I, and I'm sure I speak for the whole board, have never seen plants growing.

Stevie's going to love this article in The Mag. http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/newcastle-fans-need-let-go-bitterness/ It's no coincidence that to many older Geordies the author's name would be Dick Waad.

Do you think when CT has sex he balances a cherry tomato on his head to make himself look healthier?

Fair enough I'd say.

Oops

Who let you north of the water like? " Get out of our pubs Get out of our pubs You fat Mackem bastard Get out of our pubs"

Theyse belong to yayuh , Steeyvieuh?

I refer you to my post above

I couldn't give a fuck tbh. Outrage for outrage's sake.

Probably because whoever laid yours actually finished the job

Yes, I am.

It's started- pics of the garden, next it'll be pics of your lunch, then you'll be taking The Knowledge.

Iceberg lettuce, beetroot, cherry tomato, cucumber, cheese, spring onion and 5 individual baked beans.