Monkeys Fist

This is the beginning of the Rise of the Machines.

Filthy buggers http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-16244795

Pfft. We used to be run by a Pirate Lord.

Never thought of it that way

Speaking of piledrivers, you tried sitting down yet , Fish?

Every one of Desmond's posts, summarised;

Fish is too busy being tag-teamed in the ring to post puns.

'Bout time he posted.

Thought you preferred fake meat

I think it's a website desperately trying to generate hits. And succeeding.

Vanessa Mae is competing in the Women's Giant Slalom tomorrow. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/winter-olympics/26229380 Aye , this one.

Nah, they've put Steve fucking Cram on the commentator team

It doesn't. There's a shock

http://www.winnersports.co.uk/editors

Ashley's wealth is irrelevant to us, since he spends fuck all on us.

Precisely the kind of buyer I picture Fatman selling us to as his final "fuck you".

Sure I saw them in Amsterdam.

I was taking the piss. Just clarifying that. As you were, troops.

Almost impossible tbh, but my track , though neither obscure or new, ticks a lot of the boxes you mention. I find an excuse to listen to it several times a week, it always gets the hairs on the back of the neck tingling, it's arguably influenced so many artists and bands that came after, and there's not another track of similar genre that betters it.

Happy Birthday, 42 today Top lad

Rattled. " Oh Dessy Boy, the pipes , the pipes are calling" Back to work, boy.