Monkeys Fist

Happy Birthday, 42 today Top lad

Rattled. " Oh Dessy Boy, the pipes , the pipes are calling" Back to work, boy.

Adult posters get treated as such. Toddlers, ditto.

Benefit scrounger has problem with her free plumbing. Rings council, complains and knows her rights etc. Council rings your gaffer, " need Skivvy to do work" Sends you. ( this is related to the floorboard question btw, which is in turn, about destiny).

Any self respecting WUM would have more than one gag. Thought about the floorboards yet, Skiv?

He's still reeling from the birthday thread fiasco.

Come on Des, you can do better, can't you??? Anyway, thought about the floorboards yet?

Yes mate, correct. I am currently sporting a natty pair of floral print boxers. Think you'll find most people on here also wear underpants at 10:30am. Study this picture of floorboards, Desmond, and see if you can tell the main difference between you and them. Think hard.

Get back to work , Skivvy.

Yes it will

BUT WHAT IF HE FUCKING MIXED UP And £ , EH?

The club rep at a Fans Forum meeting earlier in the year let slip that Europe and cups were unwanted. Look it up.

Dread to think what the other two are.

I thought that too like.

How have you got three pictures of me? I've only ever posted one of me on here. I'm putting extra locks on the doors, you creepy stalker.

Who's job is it to ensure our players are performing at the best of their abilities, CT?

Is it definitely a bloke?

What a prick.

Ernest Hemingway's personal burger recipe has been published. http://dangerousminds.net/comments/ernest_hemingways_burger_recipe_is_the_manliest_thing_you_can_do_with_a_cow Only to be eaten whilst sporting a full beard and drinking whisky.

Why are you even a smidgen surprised?

Do you think the "current air of despair" has anything to do with 13 goals against us, 1 for in the last five games?He's lost the players. Time to go.

I like how, after the selfie portrait, he gets shy and goes bandit in the rampage pic.