Monkeys Fist

#NUFC v @SwansOfficial (3-4-1-2): Krul; Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett; Anita, Gosling, Tiote, Gouffran; de Jong; Cisse, Sh Ameobi

He's been checking out unsigned bands at Cleadon Working and Unwaged Person's Cooperative (Although I think he's taken the "Hipster" part literally)

Egging. On Easter weekend. Nice

No penetration though.

If that hasn't put you off, Happy Easter to you and yours mate

Bogtrotting heathen.

Have Man.

Didn't he do some adverts along those lines a while ago?

Found it. "The History of Newcastle Upon Tyne: Or, the Ancient and Present State of that Town. By the Late Henry Bourne, ... Published 1736" So, not a doctor and 100 years out, http://books.google.co.uk/books?printsec=frontcover&dq=inauthor:%22Henry+Bourne%22&ei=sGtRU_jaJMG1POSMgJgE&id=B1wJAAAAQAAJ&output=html

Read a book years ago which was a description of old Newcastle in the early 1800s. Had some fantastic maps in it. Can't remember the title but I'll see if I can find it online and let you know. It was written, I think, by a Doctor on his travels around the UK at the time. You'll love it.

I was just wondering whether map making is still done "old style", with on the ground surveyors and such. Not for much longer if it is, I'd imagine.

Excellent. They've released the entire British Pathe archive I think. Surprised this one isn't still mentioned every time we go out.

Found an old (1965) school atlas at my Mams this afternoon. That was me absorbed for an hour. Yes, I am a map nerd. I love 'em.

Green People.

Cardiff have lodged a complaint against Palace, alleging their sporting director obtained Cardiff's team sheet days before their match. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27062091

Fuck everyone.

Well exercised.

See all these windows..... I'm in the middle of sanding, filling and painting them.

Work 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Read wax instructions again 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Set Roomba away 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Cuppa Etc etc

Curry People Wok People ...... Over to you chaps.

Locked in his shed with a ton of Kleenex and a pic of Thatcher. He'll be down to 17 stone in a week