Monkeys Fist

Nowt worse than some fecker with loud crisps at the match, tbh.

Pants changed again!

Their nuts, in each other

Just off to change pants.

"Gromit! We've got no players!"

Does that policy also cover booby pics? Just asking

Which leads me to the old classic, I was at the bus stop eating a sandwich the other day, this little ratdog kept jumping up , begging me for a piece. I looked the owner and said , " Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" " No , go ahead " , she smiled So I picked the yappy little bastard up and threw it into the traffic.

I wore them just for you Tits McGee.

Fore what?

Oh, and grower

Note: "German researchers"

I fucking did

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/pizza-place-flooded-with-hilarious-yelp-reviews-after-footag?s=mobile Currently, the Yelp page is still full of "wank" reviews, the pic of the employee having some me-time in the kitchen is still on there too.

Same as it ever was.

He's bringing .... Ssssssssssssssssssexy back! I am a terrible person, I know.

Needs a buttered slice

What's on other side of the fence, like? Other than half of your garden, you environmental vandal.

The plot thickens ! http://www.petitiononline.com/petitions/18921969/signatures

Resurrecting this could cause a Chain Reaction.