Monkeys Fist

He's put weight on and it's " gone straight to his fingers".

Who?

Would that be LEE RYDER then And for Margaret ..... http://www.osgrow.co.uk/index_document_48.php

It would certainly help with the chafing under your bitch tits.

Do the whole thing with a rubber chickens head poking out of your flies. "Cock out". Hilarity will ensue.

And the Tories ousted from North Tyneside

"I didn’t really know where to start so I thought I’d trawl the internet. After a couple of hours I‘d found some really, really good stuff. But then I remembered that I was supposed to be writing a speech." "The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."

Missed that , quality.

With another set telling him when to read the first set.

Do you crash the taxi often? *thinks- " Roubdabout approaching, ease off accelerator , check oncoming traffic, OOOH LOOK! A PRETTY BIRDY!" WALLOP!

He's being and got you wound up there Fish.

Plenty of time to catch him then?

Der's an udder one?

Dis one?

Which cord?

Did he land on your belly?

Pie-aking. CT dresses like a canoeist , goes to a riverbank, and eats some pies.

I do as it happens. Where are you staying?

http://www.crickett.com/crickett_kidscorner.php They do a pink one, for little girls. Speechless

How about giving a 5yr old a functioning rifle as a present. Or the fact that there is a market for child sized firearms. I see you point actually, where to start?

This.

Taking the ball-gag and gimp mask? Grizedale? Should try out their Go Ape course.

Hitting the bottle early are we, Sex Beast?

Just saying