Monkeys Fist

Training? CT? Howay man!

Didn't you do the same last year, weighing the same to start with? And here you are, doing it again, at 14 1/2 stone.

You're having Chicken Chasseur on top of all that ? You fat fucking beast.

"Butter on it" I've got half a lemon tarte left from Sunday lunch ..... It will not see tomorrow.

I haven't clicked on the YouTube link, so it just looks like a live action Thunderbirds to me Think I'll leave it as that.

This is not the first time this board has had a run in with verbal diahorrea.

Schooled by the Kebab man- oh the shame!

Just seen The Insider with Al Pacino and Russell Crowe for the first time. Decent film.

No jizz?

Simple supper tonight- fillet steak , char grilled, steamed green beans, sauteed shrooms with garlic. Schmecken Schmecken

Connection and comprehension- not the same.

No , but your posts should

Lets assume you mean Cloud Atlas , eh

So it is, it's been years since I've been up there. I'm a sucker for these type of moving water shots. If was going to be all arty farty, I'd say what I like in particular about this is the fact you've capture water in its fluid and solid states, but that wouldn't really be me, so I'll say tits would improve it

That's a superb shot. Where was it taken?

What's that about then?

Too flattering?

Cheesecake won tons?

Not with your wit though.

He does it on porpoise.

He's staying , good.

It starts with your regular winklepicker, then you fancy something a bit more pointed , next thing you know, you're schlepping round Shields in these, skewering innocent chavs to death.