Monkeys Fist

Opening scene of this weeks " Africa"- turtles hatching on a beach. It was like the opening to Saving Private Ruan in reverse. Superb.

Wrong way round pet. We taught the Scotch how to speak beyond grunts.

The things you find when you type " bus" into Google Images ......

But, infinite sadness?

http://myfox8.com/2013/01/13/canadian-snowmobiler-dies-after-driving-under-a-moose/ ..... aaaaand the last thing to go through his mind? Moose cock.

Also, how does the Wai Ho scran compare to its predecessors , the Joy King?

This is the thing for me- Brian was simply doing what Ranger did first, except he had the stones to do it Mano a Mano when the opportunity presented itself. Good man.

Ever had Saltimbocca Chubby? Here's Delia's version made with Pork instead of veal. http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main-ingredient/pork/pork-saltimbocca.html Pretty easy.

Intrigue piles up on intrigue.

Marinate it in Soy, Hoisin, rice wine vinegar, sherry, fine chopped garlic and ginger and Five Spice powder for 4-6 hours. Then have it with stir fried veg and rice/noodles.

Fish had best stay out of the Wai Ho in Forest Hall I reckon

First episode of Season 2 Game of Tits watched last night. My fondness for House Stark has nothing to do with them being from the North, near the ancient Wall to keep out the savages ...... ..... Honest.

Good on you Brian. BetFred will be devastated when we finally get shot of this waste of skin.

I often wake in the night and agonise over the choice - Pink or Brown?

Fucks sake MT, you've triggered another garden YouTube session.

Sorry, blew it on "detritus". Give me a minu ..... Z Z Z *rolls over. Farts.

Mud, soil, detritus ..... .... that's what you meant when you pm'ed me for dirty talk, wasn't it?

Yup

You still sitting on the shitter?

I wants it, Precious.

With feet like this , I'd be keeping Schtum , Bilbo.

Other than his continued presence in the North East.

Lee?

Lovers hands them, you chubby Blart.

I have no doubt it's not too far from the truth. Anyone know the Sheff Wed rumours though? I live in Forest Hall but must've missed it?