Monkeys Fist

It’ll be a shame to see him go- he was the first “name” player to come in for us after Ashley, and did a sterling job as captain on and off the pitch. Best of luck to him

The Donald- Spurs want a sell-on clause of £3million Methhead- “ £4 million seems pretty reasonable- give them a bell” 30 seconds later The Donald -“ They accepted my offer of £6 million immediately “ Don’t mess with The Negociator.

Eeee… mental.

Ay Papi!

That blokes name sounds like a drunk mate asking you what’s up?

He sent everyone a PM explaining his absence, Ibrahim- didn’t you get it? -

Just dropped Miss Fist and her mates off at Leeds festival, the playlist on way down included Fred Again, Fontaines DC, Travis fucking Scott and Rizzle fucking Kicks. Tbf to the yoots, the above shite was heavily outnumbered by Prodigy, Underworld, Chemical Brothers, Sublime, and even Pink Floyd… all their picks. Normal service has resumed on the way back now…

Obama did show off his comic timing to perfection though with his brief glance downwards here ( right at the end) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/czrgvx20rznt?post=asset%3A39bb0c42-dee4-412b-9d45-bc4b0395ce19#post

No whey Hosé !

Is that Curdistan?

Whey aye!

What’s all this milk punnery about? I’ve not read the thread, tbh, just skimmed it.

His new show is on ITV 12- Bargain Cunt.

Intolerable

Also, my father’s maternal grandmother came from the same tiny North Welsh village that my mother’s maternal great x3 grandparents lived in. Whilst there’s a generation or two between them, it’s also likely that their families were known to each other.

My brother and I did the ancestry thing a few years ago, which turned up some interesting little points- both of our parent’s grandparents lived within 100yds of each other for a while, and very likely knew each other, years before or parents were even a twinkling in their dads eyes. What makes it more unexpected is that my mother’s grandparents were both Cockneys, from Peckham and Tottenham.

The latest sequel- Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Golden Tadpoles.

I clicked on that fully expecting the full picture to be The Minger. Disappointed.

I’d met your Mam, though…

That’s both excellent and awful.

You’ve Spelt that wrong.

R2D2 delivering a message to the Reform Alliance at Mos Clacton- “ Help us Obi Nige, you’re our only hope!”

Oh, well played Brother!

They’ve got a fucking cheek taking the mick out of anyone for their number of fingers mind.

Ran in to a farmer the other day who was the world’s leading expert in breeding Old Spot Pigs. He was outstanding in his field