Monkeys Fist

"Titty Sprinkles"

Sorry to hear that mate.

Sneak peek inside the "secret forum" ....

Aye, well known for its harsh regime here like.

Went last year to Theatre Royal - top notch! We are going again this year, on the 28th. Jnr. will love it.

Noted.

It was just along from there, Kulars, where he nearly hit them. A reckoning is coming

FYP

That fucker (Ranger) nearly ran my lass and little boy over in Forest Hall last week. They were on the pavement. I fucking wish I'd been there.

Does now

In the spirit of spaz equality ... .... You could spin her round like a cooking kebab

Pins

Since she missed out on Sports Personality thingy ....... Blah blah blah

He'd forgotten about that.

Off out for work Christmas piss up.

Why give the nutters the extra option of guns though?

Her coffee.

I have chosen to express my agreement through the medium of Pat Benatar, (80s rock chick with a scarily wide face), With creativity like this, you lot might as well give up now. I've already won.