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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Eggy bread. What's the present match day pie/cheeseburger count btw? Or are you having crepes and croque monsieurs today ?
  2. Fuck me! Three points 2 places up the table Leapfrog the stinkers. Alons y !
  3. Happy Birthday Cath Here's a nice big baldy cock pic Have a great day
  4. Can we guillotine Llamearse on the pitch?
  5. Daughter has just requested " Spicital Me" so just about to watch that. Despicable Me for those of you that don't speak child.
  6. Make coleslaw, by hand. Healthier than using that thing you'll have on eBay in two months.
  7. His finest work was Roobarb and Custard.
  8. Playing electronic games - manly? See that little black dot at the top? That's me rubbing testosterone all over the windows.
  9. Survived several winter seasons on 2-3 hrs a night of pissed sleep. I think my longest sober stretch without kip was 3 days, when I first hitched down to the Med.
  10. Sirloins tonight for the Fists. With Oyster and Chanterelles, steamed broccoli, steamed rice.
  11. The idea behind patents is to stop anyone from stealing your original idea. Rest easy cowboy.
  12. Don't get me wrong here Wolfy, the Magic Roubdabout is entertaining and funny. You're more like .....
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