Monkeys Fist

It's mental. I'd love to hear the thinking behind it. The immediate effect on the social housing association Mrs. Fist works for is a huge drop in monthly income- where previously they received the housing benefit directly, they will get a double whammy of needing more staff to collect what was previously automated, but having a hugely reduced budget to pay them- mental. The social effects, which she's already seeing, make me shudder. One householder only, usually the father if present, will be paid the entire benefit lump sum. In the families Mrs. F. deals with, this means the pisshead/junkie father will have sole charge of an increased amount of beer/drug tokens, fuck the rent , fuck the gas/electric, fuck the council tax etc. "Fuck, we're homeless. " The malice behind this policy is so transparent and leaves me staggered.

Hexham General, so I'm expecting some straw chewing yokel who'll stare in wonder at the "only two eyes". Thanks for the good wishes chaps, but its really nothing serious. Looking forward to a few days of immobility, giving it Caesar from the sofa- "Wench, bring food and vittels!"

Knee gristle or knob gristle?

Cheers. Whilst they're attempting to tame the beast, they'll also be removing a golf ball sized lump from my knee. I reckon it's from where my helmet bangs against it.

Cock reduction

Going under the knife tomorrow. If the anaesthetist starts talking about Ju Jitsu I'm off the table and running

And it's all over when the white stuff comes pouring out the pipe. Dirty bastards.

That would be ascribing to both Mackems and Essembee a level of smarts I've yet to see demonstrated.

Not sure if anyone's aware of the Universal Credit( one payment of all benefits, in cash, direct to the head of household.) idea the Tories are forcing through, but here's the results of a test run of it ..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21756567 Way to bring down the benefit bill, Tories, yay!

Marty's combing stylings are something we should all care about

With gherkins?

Is this a statement or an order?

I'd have said just jeans - this doesn't look like a person who wastes time with frivolities like sex and that.

Kinky Bitch!

http://en.rsport.ru/football/20130307/649755991.html " Not good"

QFT

me too

Well done Brock.

"I'm taking these trousers to my tailors near Manchester" " Altrincham ?" " No, broken zip "

We don't have too. We higher beings are quite happy for you sitters to root around in your bum sludge to your hearts content. Just wash your hands before you serve the burgers

Use these available at your local aka pre washed baked beans, ( which aren't baked incidentally, but rather they're stewed)