Monkeys Fist

Listening to him makes mine itch.

No one bite.

That was an utterly pointless yellow.

By about a yard and a half. …. and again. FFS!

Offside my arse!

Nearly Squidward, nearly!

Draught Sagres. 3 pints to the good

I've been whispering sweet nothing's to mine all day.

I'm with you brother!

Must be awful throwing 5kg of scran away.

Nicking that!

You'd let him beat the shit out of Mrs. HF with a baseball bat? Soopafan.

No mate, if I meant his micro-johnson I would've said "cilia"

Pasta and rice?

Happy Birthday KK, thanks for the memories. You too Andrew

Sadly, since I'm working away, I will miss the commercialised sick fest this year. I've decided the only way to soothe my aching heart is by watching the match in the pub tonight. Sent The Wench a card, and also one for my daughter as she's become aware of it through school and would be gutted if she missed out. She's five.

Finally! .....

"Chilli Flakes ...... Crushed Chilli ...... Same thing...?"

Ronaldo - taking the piss. 1-1.