Monkeys Fist

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2289580/Fabricio-Coloccini-seven-weeks-broken-back.html Can't say I'd fancy a 15hr flight with two broken vertebrae mind.

He's already there, isn't he?

The same cant be said for your poor Budgie , can it? You heartless monster!

How many cups do get out of each box?

Chilli Garlic Cumin Any semblance of taste.

Bonnie Tyler is representing the UK in this years Eurovision. Holding Out For A Zero?

And sweet corn? Please tell me it's not sweet corn

ITV4 starts at 4:30.

Are they Baked Beans in there ?

Do a sawing motion on it. You'll destroy it.

I'd never heard of them until a couple of days ago - I've only just realised they are Munchers of the Wurst und Kraut. What I've heard seems quality

If you keep practising, you'll be able to ride it without stabilisers soon

Piss and Wind Ours is the Furby

House Lardarian.

What other reason could there be ?

With accompanying photo- " I am not Paul Winnit " ?

I love how all these sitters assume my arse to be dirtier than finger blasting your granny. In normal conditions, I'm a three-wipes-and-clean chap. I could also explain how easy and natural it is to raise your arse from the filthy germ-laden bog seat without buttering the cheeks, but is there any point?

It's not just my conscience that's clean.

....... As he's wearing a nappy

Hope you were wearing wellies.