Monkeys Fist

RIP Elvis. Edit; consider that joke well and truly nicked btw.

*forecast.

Have they not got March of The Valkyries or Voodoo Chile blaring out from their speakers like??? The Yanks are learning

Squidward at the back there, 15ft away from where he should be.

Not even a Vulcan Mind Meld could improve that.

Yurrhan ?

Tough one this. If his wife is actually seriously ill, then a compassionate leave is really the only option. The club should retain his registration, and if he returns once everything is sorted , then happy days. If he wants to stay and play over there, some financial compensation can be arranged later between clubs before we release his registration. If its the other rumour, then tough titty. Club must play hardball.

Top dad skills.

I blame the Pope, the big religious cunt. One fucking condom and this whole thing could've been avoided.

I'm absolutely certain I've seen their shaggin wagons cruising around the south of France full of angry Erics. Edit: For some reason, I always chuckle when I see Norbert Dentressangle's big red trucks - no idea why? Anyway ....

Or Colin. Always look on the bright side ..... ( You'll be changing your avatar soon then , eh? )

Colangccini " I wanna go, don't make me stay boss , ma lady- she not appy! " Dirty Derek " 4 Year Contract my sahn! You ain't goin NOWHERE! Slag or no slag!"

Cramlington Gazette:

Jesus! Hope she's ok.

Looking at the long term, in 16 years we'll be getting our very own Colocini MK II, local lad too

Opening scene of this weeks " Africa"- turtles hatching on a beach. It was like the opening to Saving Private Ruan in reverse. Superb.

Wrong way round pet. We taught the Scotch how to speak beyond grunts.

The things you find when you type " bus" into Google Images ......

But, infinite sadness?

http://myfox8.com/2013/01/13/canadian-snowmobiler-dies-after-driving-under-a-moose/ ..... aaaaand the last thing to go through his mind? Moose cock.

Also, how does the Wai Ho scran compare to its predecessors , the Joy King?

This is the thing for me- Brian was simply doing what Ranger did first, except he had the stones to do it Mano a Mano when the opportunity presented itself. Good man.