Monkeys Fist

*yes, I know it's a basketball.

Is that the Keira Knightly formation?

Her being ill or her going nuclear when she found out about Fabricio Snow, The Bastard?

That would imply refusal being an option

No problem Blob, except I didn't recommend it. I recommended an entirely different recipe, for different meat, without a stone of pasta. It did have some of that Curry wine though

...... Pourquoi votre bougre homme!

Kazenga or Marsala?

Lassiagne?

Snooze you lose , Yorkshire

I've lost count recently , who's CTs current flavour of the week?

Saagablione?

Maybe we could come out onto the pitch to this ...

Just caught up with this Tikka Saltimbocca.

Good to see people getting so much enjoyment from reading. See what you're missing CT ? Prefer Parky's btw

I reckon CT should dump the taxis and open a cafe in sunderland. He'd make a fortune serving up his healthy specials. I'm deadly serious.

It's the small things that make life bearable.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ! Enjoy the gig Chubby. I'd take some ear tampons to stem the bleeding.

Stands by to be mullered by Chez

I give up.

Given the state of your bowels, this statement needs clarification - spill verbally or anally?