Monkeys Fist

Savile disagrees.

There once was a fellow called Wolfy. He was thick as fucking mince.

Optimist.

Boldon posse will bust yo ass!

Pronouns caught you out again?

I'm surprised they haven't any stores up here tbh. And slightly pleased, as I'd be a fat alcoholic in a year if they did.

Aye, still, £ 20 for a decent malt isn't too shabby. Booths is independent as far as I know. They have a " buying alliance" , whatever the fuck that is, with Waitrose, but aren't owned by them.

CT, our own tubby retard, Thinking of mash and beans, would get hard. The cause of this yearning Was a lack of book learnin' And his penis ( engulfed in gut lard).

That's where I got mine. Half price til December apparantly

They're fake btw, here she is pre-inflation. She's also had her index finger reattached

I will.

Bought a bottle of this last night £20, bargain. Edit;

Not the first time you've said that either, you slut.

It's got flaps and everything

So what book is it then?

Your FIRST book? Seriously ?

Mancini looked shell shocked in his interview

He needs to chill a bit. Here's a nice, relaxing song for you Wolfy

Yes, he is.

Ask McFaul mate. He's a total Fame Slut

Try these apples

He'll never wear the Black & White again- he knows too much

What you talking about woman? Can't you see my magnificent scrotum?

Useless? Lick my big monkey sack , you cheeky mare Jimmy Savile will eat your soul , he was a Devil worshipper you know