Monkeys Fist

Cunterhead.

Susanna… oh Susanna

Have they tried switching it off then back on again?

You eating.

Excellent. The West stand there , that's the same one that would've been there when I went as a kid in 1974 aye? Painted blue by then.

Painful

Olé

Spanish bum boy here.

Emery cloth

15,000 recently discovered aerial photographs of Britain , taken between 1919-1953 have been put on this site http://www.britainfromabove.org.uk/ Including this gem from 1928, showing the Tyne Bridge in its final stages of construction. Quayside on the left, The Heed on the right.

Cheer up!

Hobby.

If the above doesn't fix it, it's fucked.

Paedo priest

She is firmly in the " Two blobs and a bath" category.

Strumpet

If you believe in so called gravity.

One thing we'll never see is CT Lite.

C…ath.

Be a mod they said. Men will want to be you , women will want you. How could I resist when they dangled that carat?

Gilty as charged.