Monkeys Fist

With missiles made in China.

He's worth it.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2142102/Graeme-Souness-return-Rangers.html Fuck me! Way to kick a dog when it's down.

I really enjoyed it. He was much funnier live than he sometimes appears on tv. I know he's asked not to say anything about it, but it's giving nowt away to say the "Celebrity Portrait" and " Final numbers " tricks were my favourites. There was also a bus stop masturbator outed in the confessions trick

Precisely. The same Tory tits who bemoan the "benefits culture" conveniently forget that it was their Great Leader who created it in the first place! Stagnation/selling of council housing stock, mass unemployment and destruction of manufacturing industries, wholesale destruction and demoralisation of entire communities all lead to it. The housing issue , in my view, was a huge factor in creating the "underclass" we have today , who will live out their entire lives on state benefits.

I don't want to fall out Fish, but parting is such sweet sorrow.

Well, if you're going to split hairs about it

… is the right answer

I'm curious CT, have always been a class Quisling, or is it just a recent thing?

She not dead yet then? Booo!

Service was as I've always found it- fast and friendly. It was packed , we had a drink brought straight away, our food was ready within 10 minutes of ordering.

His estate has just been announced. Had a bob or two.

I tried to persuade Mrs. F. into it but my argument was full of holes.

Panis- had the Fregula Paella, lush.

Can I change my mind ?

Interval- The fun started before we even ate. Some fuckwit crashed into our taxi on New Bridge St Roundabout. Unbelievable! Everyone is fine btw. Show is excellent.

Dried out, three S's done, heading out with Mrs. F. to Panis then Derren Brown at Theatre Royal. Living the high life!

Pleased Woy goy the job , primarily because it was a royal " fuck you" to 'Arry. I'd agree with those who say he's one of the better appointments of recent times. I'll be watching , but not arsed in the least if we go out. ( Unless we get to the final of course, when I will be John Bull personified- remember Greece in 2004!!)

Contradiction in terms that.

Seems we have a muscle left over from when we walked on all fours, as well as other weird shit. https://notes.utk.edu/bio/greenberg.nsf/0/0765bb50d404455385256f0000680854

The coccyx/ arse bone. It's only purpose is to hurt like fuck when you break it.

"Mr. President, you lost because of your stance on gay marriage" Barry-" Bummer!" I've already got me coat on , as it happens.

Moist. Piss wet through , and also had migrating bollock syndrome today- as soon as your weight comes onto your harness, one/both bollocks decide to place themselves underneath your leg loops. Not good.

Vidal Sassoon. Dyed.