Monkeys Fist

He'll be going to cheese tastings next.

If you spit the wine out 2J, you may have to rethink your sexuality.

This is the garlic one Johnny http://www.northumberlandcheese.co.uk/acat..._of_Garlic.html

Farm shop? Aye.

Proud as punch. If anyone saw/are watching Nelson's Navy on C4, the young Powder Monkey who had his leg lopped off was my nephew. (Filmed in Hartlepool , he got to keep the prosthetic leg )

Love a nice , real Red Leicester. Bought some Northumbrian Garlic Cheddar from Blagdon. Lursh

Lunch or dinner?

I've just been a bit sick in my mouth.

Got Harry Brown to watch, any good chaps?

Cheers Ayatollah

Being made to watch The Wall whilst being Dad-bummed has clearly left it's scars Kevin. You have my sympa… … nah not really

I can see why you'd be averse to anal, childhood trauma is a terrible thing.

You had few CT? In the hole? Strangling? Really?

Cheers Wykiki Kevin- do you mean O,V,A or all? ( Btw having a sneaky fag between courses, nite all)

What does "bone" mean Kevin?

Surreal

Good idea... I’ve talked a bit (OK, ranted a lot) about fighting back and see this as a small opportunity to do just that. Not by asking searching questions but by asking 12 questions as banal as Tecato’s pizza topping. It’s not like any searching questions are going to get anything other than the usual spin cycle, might as well take the piss out of the latest PR stunt organised by the EC. Show them were not quite the thickos they take us for. Even though I'm not Twittered up, I like this idea. Are you thinking banal, as in pizza topping, or tangential, like his view on how the Libya situation will impact the Serie A?

For you mate, that's quite good. See, the Lovefest is working already.

All the best Greg. Where's he been lately?

It's my 13th Wedding anniversary today, so feeling good. Me and La Fistress went to The Central to see our friends band play last night, tonight I am in the midst of preparing us her favourite meal , then … Badabing!

Oh, go on then.

Nowt to do with me Snakehips, the devious old dog!

You silver-tongued charmer. No wonder you're deafened by the whoosh of silk hitting the floor whenever you enter a room.

Team Nasty 2-0 Team Positive/Flying Solo.

Back. Rind on smoked Grilled Well done fresh buns or warm baguette buttered no sauce Cup of Tea.