Monkeys Fist

What did you think of it Johnny? It's quite strongly flavoured. Had a lot of boar pate and sausage in France.

Shifted some massive birds nests, jet washed a building, all with a little abseiling thrown in. My hoop is throbbing

ah christ i hate them, especially the ones who try and use some sort of banter to draw you in. Normally i'd ignore em like but i couldn't resist the one that hassled me last time i was in cardiff waiting on someone Flyer Gimp : "ah hey man nice shirt, ac/dc are awesome i love John Bonham! i seen them in cardiff last year" Me: "Ah cheers man big fan then aye?" Flyer Gimp: "yeah! oh hey your not from around here" Me: "naw, here ya know something else?" Flyer Gimp: "whats that!" Me: "the guy on my t-shirt you're thinking of Bon Scott, John Bonham was in led zep" Flyer Gimp: "oh yeah yeah here we're doing this deal..." Me: "ah just one more thing, the guy on my shirt is neither of them that's angus young, and unlike the other two is still alive" Flyer Gimp: "err aye, well i had a go!" Me: "you did" *puts headphones back on and waited for him to take the hint he'd failed miserably to establish a rapport*

Nothing from Kevin for a while. Do you think they got the little winnit? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15284199

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Haven't read the thread, but I'll add; Raging Bull Scarface The Elephant Man Bladerunner Blood Simple Full Metal Jacket Mississippi Burning Once upon a Time in America ( takes as long to type it as watch it!) Mona Lisa Platoon Edit; And I know it was made in '79, but I didn't see it til a few years later, so I'm having Apocalypse Now.

Cancel it mate. Seriously. You'll be far better off staying in the city centre or Jesmond, the Novotel is stuck on a roundabout next to the A1, other than Mcd's your fucked for food etc. Try Laterooms

I know compared to the top 4, but I'd say after that we are still the biggest draw TV wise. So if it did happen, we mightn't do too badly out of it. It'd be interesting to see the official figures.

Do we still pull in big TV viewing figures?

If there's two of you, have you thought about a serviced apartment? You can usually get one on laterooms for about £70 a night, which makes them reasonable for two.

10 minutes in a taxi.

Geordie- runs across America, raises tens of thousands for charity. Mackem- runs for the bus, cheats, raises a laugh.

If want proximity, the new Sandman Signature is about 60m away from the ground. You can book here- http://www.booking.com/hotel/gb/sandman-signature.en.html?aid=311076;label=sandman-signature-yz5ZxlBQFrcm0imRVBrD2wS9301487580;ws=&gclid=COn3zLbM4asCFcYPfAodjE5UPQ

So, this daft Mackem has eventually admitted to cheating his way into 3rd place on the Kielder Marathon. He gave up at 20 miles, got on a spectator bus, and got off before the end to run over the line in 3rd. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15252687 Tit.

Bye bye porridge wogs.

Good on you mate! Did you follow a recipe or make it up as you went?

" documents unavailable" there's a shock

tidied

This is the hoarding going up There's also one going up here Worst of all, it's local contractors doing it

Couldn't see what it was ( the sign) as it was face down when I passed, but I'm guessing it won't be JJB. I'll get a snap later when I pass. It's not small either.