Monkeys Fist

Barton is a better footballer Would love to see Catts gan through the little scumbag in the opening minute You'll need to be in the pub early to make sure you get a good view.

Open day at Pennywell Internet Cafe.

That's just offal, chum.

Club owner will be chuffed he's come out and said he wants away early dors al bet. Carp Diem and that. I hope he goes on to mack e rel career in the lower leagues. Rumours that Cagliari are interested.

Mi knows he's shit, on a scale of 1-10, he was a tiddler. At least he's not carping on about not getting his chance, being cast out and that. He knows his plaice, and it's not here. He'll never be a legend , like Coley. ( )

Cue a week of none-too-subtle references to Kevster's upcoming birthday.

Drink problem resurfaces

Do all three at once and you'll get a nasty infection, mah man.

Same age as my fingers, older than my teeth, as my Grandad used to say. He was a twat too.

"My controls", left menu, bottom section "options". Manage ignored users. Click and type in the name of your victim.

Stop talking about yourself :icon_lol:

Use a plate ffs. Filthy animal

For the sake of religious balance and that, here's one for the muslimists

See you all there chaps.

No, 240 is far more befitting. You are a true grafter! But wake up, man, the people shouldn't be demanding that prancing superstars get 50,000 a week!!! I'm not a Christian (I have no religion) but it reminds me of when the Jewish common people demanded that Jesus be crucified after all he had done was say things like 'rich people can't get to heaven' (Luke 18:25) and had told rich people to sell everything they owned and give the money to the poor. There isn't a funny/clever WTF picture on the internet that does this post justice.

Another horse for your birthday… Sheeeeit.

too much balsamic vinegar and I think I over did the cooking wine In you or in the sauce?

But there is a word in Polish for fuckwit. pieprzyć dowcip

It's Sunday afternoon man Deano/Tiote's Nutz. Have you got nowt better to do man? Try heroin. Try anything.

My present- a lie in… bliss. Just getting up now tbh.

"A real Bobby Dazzler this one Mike"

The secret to your weight "loss"

Bingo