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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I saw a disabled man who had fell from his wheelchair lying in the road today. At first I was going to help him, but I just stepped over him instead. "How can you just walk away from me like that?" he shouted in disbelief. "My legs work!" I replied, and carried on jauntily.
  2. (it's not playing for me though)
  3. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=929435
  4. Fuck off mincer. You're a man now , no?
  5. Is it his birthday soon? If I'd known I might've been a bit nicer.
  6. You hit the post button twice- Wanking while posting will do that.
  7. There is very little chance that your life will turn out like mine. Very little.
  8. Fucking hell, we get it!
  9. Is it your birthday soon or something?
  10. End it all now. Save yourself the grief.
  11. Heard rumours about this guy, but it's proving difficult to pin the tales down to anything factual.
  12. I've been known to have bog roll hanging out me boot.
  13. Monkeys Fist

    Cats

    Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan
  14. Monkeys Fist

    Cats

    Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Aieeeee!
  15. Monkeys Fist

    Cats

    Snakey has just messed his keks.
  16. Passed Leazes' gaff yesterday, he's made sure he'll be getting no more ragheed propaganda menus.
  17. Monkeys Fist

    Cats

    My cat preferences are;
  18. A ban, even temporary, is perhaps a bit harsh. Could have this as their ava & sig for the time alloted
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