Monkeys Fist

Day after his biggest critic flounces off, Jonas nets a beauty. Love it

He could be a decent bloke for a few month, then say things that make you think he's a cunt for a bit, something he said to Craig yesterday was a complete disgrace on any level, I won't go in to it though. Saw that and thought it was totally unecessary and crossed a line. Still flouncing but saw this and have to say you are both right. Craig I sincerely apologise. Like a scouse dwarf, it wasnt big and it wasnt clever. It was uncalled for and when the internets letting you get that rattled, its time for a break. Good man.

He'll be binge eating like an angry fat lass " fuckin immoral cowards the lot of em … om nom nom"

looks like a nice place Idioteque puzzled as Google Maps search says " your search for Eetsa found 0 results"

His Del Monte moment. * wonders about the morality of this post, but The Moral Guardian has flounced- dilemma!*

One for next year

As a mark of respect , Eddie Stobarts coroner is cutting him up on the M6

It's freightful.

The Daily Sport has gone bust. (pun intended) Tits up

Beans. Get em spilt !

Bitch. Ruddy faced farmer types in Bristol- " Moi Loverrrr!"

Sack the board, sack the board , saaack the booooaard

Jamie hasth Just made roast pepper ,garlic and red onion pasta for the fambly. Laahvly

Maccy D's do happy hours?? Yayy !!!

Don't mention Liam Neeson

Better than being a complete 0 Thinking on, I wouldn't actually say you did owt snidey. You said nowt you haven't said "face to face", you didn't know he couldn't see it, when you did know that, thanks to CT, you pm'd Asm the post you'd made. You've also clearly said why you posted it where you did, but that's backfired somewhat.

Aye, what Fish said.

To be fair to Ant, he didn't know if ASM could see it or not,and didn't say anything he hasn't said directly to ASM. Only one chap came out of it looking snidey.

I remember watching him pull a similar stunt on a late night Channel 4 show. Lots of artsy fartsy folk sat round a setee talking shite- they invited Ollie on this one week, the crucial thing was, they had drinks cabinets on set, to "help" the conversation. Carnage. It was live, they cut to a break after letting him run riot for at least 5 minutes, when the ad break was over- no Ollie. After Dark was the name of the show, probably on YouTube.

Wogan wears a wig ??????? Some balls to wear one so publicly… Then again, balls like a ram

Looking at that pic again, if that's not a syrup, I don't know what is! Kevin will be devastated

Ellie Fantseel? Anne Otta I really should go to bed.