Monkeys Fist

Yes. Very good I thought Thankee. I will give it a try. I nearly deleted it the other day. I like James McAvoy but Keira Knightley irritates me to hell She gets her growler out (ish)

Yes. Very good I thought

To save anyone the bother, here are Kate's chebs

Or run screaming from the room at the opening titles

KSA is onto something here. A compulsory warning light on the car to indicate "Ale on Board", along with a siren playing "Aye, yerracannyladyeelikeaknaayafatha" and I think it's a winner.

Mr. Assillikunt has whooshed one or two here like

I've never seen Titanic if that makes you feel any better Parky.

Teriyaki King Prawns and stir fried veg with noodles. Or Chinese Worms as my wee'un calls it.

Kes! Toughguymick- geographical genius

Scousers robbed. Oh the delicious irony

What are you doing at the training ground? My mate's just had his bairn at the park opposite and rang me to say he's seen him. A medical miracle happens and he rings about Woy?

To be honest, I don't think there are degrees of tragedy in things like this. Senseless murder is senseless murder. Amen to that

I have to say the grammar in this bitch fight is appalling. Standards Gents, standards.

Just had Griddled Steak, Parmentier potatoes, Chestnut shrooms and french beans. Yum

Seriously? Full on punch right in the pyet

Fucking belting shot wasn't it

Hello mackems You can go now.

Pitch invasion? Fine innit

Nothings that bad man!

How many shots have had on target/at all? Mackem lurkers

Bloody Hell

Quote?

Aye, relax TR. We aren't going through. Go Gulls!!

Sorry