Monkeys Fist

Don't be too downbeat, Dr. At least Shola'll have a fresh start ! Kick a man when he's down!

Lights blue touch paper

You fucker Alex! That was a private photoset, for your own use only.

I reckon Leazes is a Sociology lecturer, cruising on here.

I thought people stopped using that word in the 1920`s with the exception of posh cunts who refere to their parents as mummy and daddy when they are in their 40`s Stevie man! Stop changing your name, we in the Thick as Mince club have a hard enough time keeping tabs on who our manger is.

I am a desperate attention seeker, revelling in the influx of newcomers that Hughton's sacking has brought to this board. Please, please post in here (doesn't matter what, it's replys and post counts that validate my existence). I also love burgers. Love me. Please

Hear hear. Except the cricket.

Ashley will only go when someone pays him want he wants. Meanwhile he is lowering the value of the club day by day. He'll be here a good while yet I fear. I'm an optimist in general, with a healthy dose of realism for balance.

On an Internet discussion forum Aye, I'm all for constructive debate, but anyone with the club at heart with half a clue would realise many of you are talking total: Yesterday was for slagging Ashley off and venting. Today is for discussing and speculating the whys and wherefores??. I can never understand why some grown up posters have a problem with that. Thats what keeps TV shows, radio phone ins, newspapers and yes internet forums going. Be a quick (and boring) thread if we just called him a cunt and left it at that. Mike Ashley- Cunt.

FYP FYP

These stand out to me

"This glass of white wine's got a bit of a head on it" *fizzing away like buggery* A well equipped van is a must aswell.

They missed the clear winner out

Get yourself some of this man, Sammy. Works every time.

Why not tune to Tony Blackburn's Hit Parade? Pop pickers

Do you think it's a coincidence that the firm designing the Stadiums is Albert Speer & Partners? Yes, the son of Adolf's mate. Bet the Israelis love it.

Or a pair of lieing cunts who are making it up as they stumble along.

Posted last night man when the real men were still up And the Taboo Crew.… If even one part of the above is true, we are royally fucked as long as the Fatman owns us. Not earth shattering news really, just depressing to have it brought starkly into focus again.

He She She was the rumour

Under 5s - Under 16s So, under 16.

Aye. I'm still on the "Pardew will be ours" mindset. FFS

White wine, vodka and lemonade. In a pint glass.

"The most important aspect in all OUT training sessions" Nope.

He was always football mad as a child, according to his sister Minge.