Monkeys Fist

Name the last two pubs Viv Graham was in before he died, two minutes to answer. How much was a bacon butty from Dicksons pork butchers in 1989?

My advice to Kate for a long and happy marriage SEAT BELT!

Uh oh! Stevie smells Wear!

Does that lisping bird really sing " When my dress is falling down"? 20 sec in. And his 'crew' at the end The Gimp Squad

Makes me shiver You should get your fella to dangle one on a fishing rod next time he's got you biting the pillow. The mental picture that conjures......

Best Besty?

That Is Fucking Awful

Best English player in the 1st half, with what scraps he was given

Ah, sorry. Brain freeze. Er, right ,fuck off!

That's Soccermom devastated.

Aaaand breathe. Owt on BBC?

Boo!

Eh?

Very sporting of Soccermom to pose for that. Have a good one Meenz. She was actually bending backwards.

Nein! Nom nom nom.

Aye, I used to fo a bit of fishing as well. My tea had legs though

He'll pretend he's at the pub now and when he returns pretend this post and thread doesn't exist. Like the Blackburn match thread

They have to, so they can knock him down again later.

Glaicks on a Train.

This attempt by leazes to attach an air of mystery to his past is risible. You can easily relay your past experience without breaking the official secrets act, or the brickies code , whichever applies. Here's my experience,briefly; I have lived and worked all over the Uk , and in 3 European countries. I have been self-employed, a worker, managed over 40 staff, and worked freelance. I have been piss poor and well off financially. I have worked with ex-offenders, squaddies, hippies,Old Etonians and even some of those coloured types. I can speak another language and get by in 2 others. I have lived and worked on Urban and rural environments. I have killed cooked and eaten my own food. Not difficult is it, and no clues to my special forces past..... ....oops. Let's have it then Leazes, man or mouse time.

You could see that coming like.

What experience is that then Leazes? For someone who bangs on about so much, there's not much of it in evidence.