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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Looks-wise, I'd agree with you, but she is So. Fucking. Annoying. Hence the borderline. I'd still rattle her ribs. Did you know she is the sister (or it might be half-sister) of Big Suze from Peep Show? Now she would get it, very much north of the borderline. So far north you'd have to knock the icicles off her flange ...and no, I didn't know they were sisters- same dad, different mothers it seems.
  2. Looks-wise, I'd agree with you, but she is So. Fucking. Annoying. Hence the borderline. I'd still rattle her ribs.
  3. I reckon he'll give up - judging by his T-Shirt he's a Holland fan. Wants to be by a telly for the final.
  4. Jennifer Tilly Borderline?? You've got high standards mate. I'd kick babies out the way to get a go on her.
  5. Not the first thing you notice about her.
  6. I expect dragons and sex midgets at the very least. That's what you get in the first-class lounge, not the cargo area. Like you'd know You'd be amazed what you can earn from pimping sex midgets. Bastard!! I just invested in a crate of Dragon Eggs too.
  7. I expect dragons and sex midgets at the very least.
  8. Bait has been taken by the Monkey... intrigued
  9. Is it me, or is that Raoul in front there?
  10. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/10575057.stm
  11. You should embrace him, you seem fairly decent now this twat is about. Fighting talk that
  12. Bearded Bear or Muscle Mary?
  13. I reckon we'll scrape a 15/16 spot. Can't wait....
  14. I reckon they're getting a bum deal Well, if you're going to be anal about it... yeah, looking back, it's a bit of a cock up... Alright dave, stop ripping the arse of it... Snuck in through the back door ....
  15. Lawro will be in touch.... He mah bitch..
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