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Monkeys Fist

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  1. In the Wild West, people generally weren't worshipping giant, talking trees like har har What i mean is the side quests aren't much different to each other and the little random world events are quite samey/buggy I'm never sure who do shoot half the time. End up killing everyone so I don't get a bounty. Get up close and use non fatal shots- leg, gut.Then hogtie the one you need, finish the rest off. Failing that.... ... Use the Force Luke, use the Force.
  2. Monkeys Fist

    Hello.

    Re-sits are inevitable. Here to help.
  3. I know it will solve nothing, but have you introduced him the Fists of Fury? If he's playing the wanker anyway, you might as well.
  4. Monkeys Fist

    Hello.

    Kevin, This might help you with some of your exams.
  5. Following the US model, with golf balls and rubbish? Possibly one of the few holes that Tiger Woods hasn't plugged yet
  6. Following the US model, with golf balls and rubbish?
  7. Porn. Reported. I'm only 16, what is them things Must ask my Mother. you have a bent Yank in your sig, smoking the dome. Hypocrite. Isn't it Brandon Flowers? Considering he's married and a follower of a notoriously homophobic religion I suspect it's extremely unlikely that he's fond of quiche. But not impossible, admittedly. It's always the married God squadders that love a secret cock. Common knowledge.
  8. Porn. Reported. I'm only 16, what is them things Must ask my Mother. you have a bent Yank in your sig, smoking the dome. Hypocrite.
  9. Home-grown obviously? Can't be doing with any foreign muck
  10. Rule#3a;this sweepstake is only open to residents of participating nations. FoK
  11. Pinkeys Special please Not sure about the goose quill like Each to their own my man, each to their own
  12. Took my little 'un for a walk from Tynemouth Priory to the Fish Quay and back. There was a steel band at the Fish Quay playing Santana, salsa stuff, and (brilliantly) In the Mood by Glenn Miller. She freaked out, dancing like a maniac and pulling shapes all over. Haven't laughed so much in ages. ( sorry to hear about the County Show, these farmer types are easily pleased tho. )
  13. There's a difference? *retreats to arms length
  14. Cheers for the tips. Will let you know how I get on in a wee while. (i.e. When I'm satisfied I've beaten it. )
  15. Taylor piece was in SUNDAY MIRROR as stated - can't you read ? You could probably stick both newspapers sideways in to your mouth - abusive prat. It's Bank Holiday, the poor thing has an extra day of Daddys Secret Game to deal with. We should club together and send a crate of Anusol over. A bank holiday for you old fuckers I've been finished school 3 weeks I'm sure your parents envisage a successful future for you. I'm doing my Alevels, got AABBBCCCC in my GCSE's. So yes they do envisage a successful future for me. doesn't everybody get grades like that ? Lets face it, you must be a right illiterate cunt to fail. No, they don't. I got the highest in my year. (my school wasn't the brightest) Self awareness is this first step to Enlightenment.
  16. Taylor piece was in SUNDAY MIRROR as stated - can't you read ? You could probably stick both newspapers sideways in to your mouth - abusive prat. It's Bank Holiday, the poor thing has an extra day of Daddys Secret Game to deal with. We should club together and send a crate of Anusol over.
  17. The ball just Nipped in like shock horror.......you racist !!!!! Don't know what you mean old chap. Perfectly innocent post, only racist in the interpretation of the reader
  18. The ball just Nipped in like
  19. They both enjoy(ed) expanding the circle of their friends? Neither have been inside a vagina since birth?
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