Monkeys Fist

I just rang the Club and asked if there’d be any repercussions for red cards on this tour. They said because it’s an official PL sanctioned tour that there would. “ It’s Bans, Aye. “

Ramen to that, brother.

It’s awful anyway- they blur all the balls.

@Gemmill, reading these puns.

Wagu on about? I’m surimi-ns well.

With my usual impeccable sense of timing…

Did you ask them for a lift to the match?

92 badgers?

Bitch be flakin’ an perpetratin’.

Is that the same Lembit Opik that was nuts deep in a Cheeky Girl, those paragons of appropriate performance?

Mild frisson at the possible appearance of ABBA there, but no… Two owld boilers and a bearded lady instead.

Could be worse- could be a Kid Rock gig.

Jim FYP.

Honesty man, her being from a country that’s openly committing genocide is the least of her problems. from the BBC “As she takes the stage, Golan won’t be thinking about the political storm surrounding her entry, but of her pet chihuahua, Leo, who she says is the love of her life.”

Speaking of daft dialects, @wykikitoon, make sure Callum’s kid doesn’t give you any grief.

“ Holy Goodnight” ” Is she havin’ a laugh?” Top commentary from @ewerk there, to be sure x2, so it is.

Fyp

If/when we peddle Miggy, he goes with my best wishes tbh. Clearly not quite up to scratch now, but he’s one of those lads I can’t help but like. If his skill matched his effort he’d be a world beater, but it doesn’t. Best of luck to him wherever he goes.

Moyes taking the applause at his last home game as Wistaaaahm boss. Leaving at end of the season… In totally unrelated news https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68985701

I’ve got some pig, sheep and bird marinating in the fridge for tomorrow’s lunch of Greek meat kebabs, dolmades, deep fried halloumi bits and a few salads. Watermelon, fresh mint and feta is on the cards for the rabbit food bowl.

The Heed have just gone 1-0 up at Wembley just before HT, if anyone wants an excuse for CANS!

Aye well Need to absolutely fucking pagger Ten Pence’s group of 11 individuals mid week then. 5-0 to us I’d say, just for a change

Nice to see Trips back.