Monkeys Fist

If I am, I’m a fucking big one.

Porridge frog???

Porridge wog.

You should also look up cous-cous. I’d never have guessed what the plant it’s the seed of looks like.

That’s the way. Nice one PL.

I can properly float in my bath at home. It’s huge.

*whispers Lads, say nowt- see if he falls for it.

It’s big bits of grass seed, basically. Thats rice before it’s been egg-fried.

Jeff or Humpty?

I never said he was- just a regular, left wing (maybe), axe wielding maniac arsonist.

Are we sure he’s not you? I’m not.

Be honest, have you ever met a fellow paradiddler who wasn’t unhinged?

Didn’t the drummer from Housemartins go batshit insane and attack someone with an axe or something? Drummers eh?

All a conspiracy by Big Porcelain? Makes you think…

Never mind this middle-aged, Middle Earth chit chat, Gifli, what are you playing? ( Pork Sword is not a valid answer!)

CT’s shopping list earlier. 5 Pinas 5 Coladas 1 Mojito juice. Paracetamol Bucket

Was that cake at the end or hash brown? Or sour dough?

That was a while ago! I bet both Little and Basic Mick are now great-grandparents, probably to the same kids.

Did the deep fried cube taste of meats or potatoes?

Milton Newnez marra!

They’d have to find out who their Nana was first.

Just asked to add city centre and his area of residence. Let’s see what they say?

Quite coincidentally, I’ve literally just had an email from the parole liaison saying that boyo is expected to begin overnight visits next month. Im going to ask about increasing the exclusion area.

17 years ago. When we were told he up for parole it brought it crashing back like it was yesterday. If I remember, we were asked if we wanted to apply for an exclusion, then the zone was shown to us. Since it was based on my Mam’s residence, and she’s now passed away, I might go back and ask about redrawing it to include my brother Murder is a mandatory life sentence, which means after release the offender is still under sentence and released “on licence”. The conditions of the licence vary from case to case, but are generally about making your address known to police, attending police stations regularly, not being a fucking murderer again, not breaking exclusion zones, etc. Any breach of license can result in being sent back to jail.