Monkeys Fist

Thats got me creased.

You shouldn’t ever back away from saying what you’re saying mate- innocent people on both sides of the conflict are suffering horribly through no fault of their own. I think people look at the imbalances in response from Israel’s right wing and forget that there are large numbers of Israelis who want Netanyahu out. Which leads me to… The old hippy side of me would love to think that would be he case, and, I guess the only way we’ll find out is if it happens, but, from the outside, it just appears that there so many extremists on both sides of the conflict, that I can’t see it happening soon. Which is a terrible state of affairs.

Don’t you fucken dare diss El Perchiño!

Two budgies sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says... "Can you smell fish?"

What do you call a Scotchman with one foot inside his house and one foot outside? Hamish.

It’s been a long held ambition of mine to be run over by a steam train, and it finally happened last weekend. Chuffed to bits.

My teacher told me I’d never amount to anything in poetry due to my dyslexia. I’ve shown that cow- just sold my first 6 vases, and 4 decorative plates.

Do they do anything you can break wind dance to?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-68806386 South Shields fans on the way home from Tamworth. No fatalities but some serious injuries.

Pinchloaf

They ran on to the pitch to the strains of Land of Hope and Glory

Fyp

Given the barnstormer we just handed out to Spuds, the carrot-on-a-stick of snagging a euro spot, and the potential return of a bit of grade A shithousery, I’ll say a tight win to us. That’s not to mention the bribes to refs, linesmen, media-wide pundits and journalists, opposition teams, Serie A, rice farmers in Taiwan, and of course, the genocide. 5-0 to us. Wilson and Trippier double hat tricks each.

MYP

It has mate, it’s all ground floor. I really liked it- laid back atmosphere, very nice food. Three starters, three mains and a couple of drinks each came to around £80, which was very reasonable for the quality. Definitely one we’ll be going back to.

I think he’s got the hump

If you were married to The Walking Knockers you’d probably be ecstatic living in Gaza, tbf.

wtf is going on with Wraith’s cap peak?

Ended up going to Paros on Chilli Road- very nice cafe/restaurant gaff. Also bumped in some old friends who came in just after us…

This is now his official Marvel name.

I’ve always wondered which of the following they consider to be the classiest? 1- Glassing your chairman when he’s out for a meal with his wife. 2- Racially abusing your striker’s mother 3- Shitting all over your stadium and village. Maybe it’s a cumulative thing?

£2 more and I can get you a box of Wasps.