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  1. Set the away team changing room thermostat a few degrees below ideal pre-match. Make them have to ask to change it. Once the game is underway, set it a few degree above optimum, so they’re coming into a hot dressing room at halftime. Also, send the subs up the pitch towards the Leazes to warm up, so that they’re passing through the away technical area. Start them warming up from about 15 minutes after KO, then do it every 5 minutes. Arteta will be a gibbering fucking wreck
  2. Aye, WUMs can’t take being WUMMED. Anyway, enough about that prick, I’m feeling pretty confident about this game tbh. On the pitch, if our lads turn up and put in 100%, I just can’t see us relinquishing a two goal advantage. Question is, can our lads up their game for this- abso-fucking-lutely they can. One of the things many of us have commented on is how well we play against the “big boys”. We gave these cunts a lesson at their place, we can do it again. Our lot at 100% means a stingy defence and goals, the two things the Goons don’t want. They have to attack us, which plays in to our hands. Psychologically, Howe and Tindall have Legoheed so far in their pockets he can smell their sweaty nutsacks. He’s got nothing as far as mind-games go that can get to us, in fact I’d say his most likely approach, should he try, is to be critical of our “time-wasting”, which we’ll just weaponise against him. I fully expect to see Tindall give a prime canine display in the technical area We’re at home, our crowd is an enormous factor in our favour, so many players have commented how they love/hate coming here because of the sheer noise we create. So long as we turn up, this game is ours.
  3. Different club, but I would fucking piss myself laughing if it turned out after they bought him that Kelly had a massive gambling habit.…
  4. I don’t see what all the fuss is about with this crypto shite. I was cleaning the washing machine filter and found a bit coin, easy as pie. Two pounds, a fifty and a twenty.
  5. Begone with your facts and realities, Leprechaun of Truth!
  6. No, you’re right, I think they’re called Little Moor, could be wrong, but they’re not part of Leazes Park. However, they do have a herd of cows grazing in them, so they’re possibly owned by one of the Freeman guilds, given their proximity to the Mary Magdalen old folks cottages which are Freeman owned, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s theirs, which could be problematic. I have no idea though. My post was referring to the bit that cuts in to the trees in the top corner of Leazes Park edit; just seen your post above which is what I also suggested in the second bit of my post. We are on the same page. 👍
  7. Fair enough- pass on all our condolences mate. I’m friends with Ron Guthrie’s daughter, his Blyth team mate in that cup run. She still utterly despises anything to do with Wrexham
  8. I’m taking this as your tacit agreement …
  9. When we When we win, I’d propose that @Dazzler gets the rights to starting the thread for the final, for reasons of juju. As far as the next thread starter for Man City in the league, CGAF. I’m totally swerving the question of who starts the Fa Cup v Brummies next Saturday until I’ve consulted my chicken bones and stabbed a few dolls. All of the above , of course, are totally open to reasoned and logical debate…
  10. Where have you heard this? I’ve just had a quick google and nowt’s showing up yet? ( Not doubting you btw, just wondering where you heard?)
  11. Mob rules , innit blud? ( love a bit of chaos, farken! )
  12. I’ve been stealthing my way through the first few levels of Sniper Elite 5 in my few days off last week. Very much the same as 4, with some nice extra gear , the levels though- huge! Started in a Normandy coastal town, plenty of cover and open sight lines etc, next level was a woodland Chateau, so external and internal sneakers, just started the third level which is Mont.St. Michel. It’s insane, and I’ve just got to the town walls- need to get up to the sniper nest in the highest tower at the top. Can’t recommend this series highly enough- great sniping, excellent close quarters combat, good weapon choices as you progress. Replayability is good too, as there are multiple ways kill your targets- some absolutely comic tbh “ Dear Frau Schmidt Hansi died when a loose gargoyle inexplicably fell on his head whilst on patrol.” Headphones are a must too, the sound on these games is amazing but also a vital part of gameplay when you’re sneaking about in urban areas, listening for footsteps, voices and vehicles. Sound is also a vital part of masking the sound of your gunfire. If you’ve got PS+ they’re all available from Essential membership level upwards. Get popping those Hoden, Mein Herrs!
  13. BUMP!!!! We ready for the second half of this match , and it’s official thread, lads? 5-0 Farken.
  14. “ I know this is the first time without your armbands, Sandra, but if you can do one length without touching the sides I’ll treat you to a breakfast at ‘Cucchiaio Di Tempos’ on the High St, I know it’s your favourite “
  15. Looking at the plans above, it’s only a small part of the north western edge of Leazes Park, with no facilities currently on it. It wouldn’t surprise me if they gave the same area back as park land ( Leazes end and northern third of the pitch, and sold the rest. Having said that, any land sold as real estate that borders Leazes Terrace is going to have the same restrictions re. height and not blocking sunlight as we currently face, so maybe the whole lot as parkland isn’t out of the question?
  16. You’d hope so, but any parcel of land that size in the city centre is going to be highly valued real estate. I’d love to see it become parkland, but realistically it’ll be a few more blocks of student accommodation and a couple of half-empty office blocks.
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