Monkeys Fist

You just know Tindall will be making full use of this in his shithousing during the game

No need to brag, mate.

Twice Screwed.

Turns out this pair weren’t just menaces to trees… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8v8leg97eo What a thoroughly unpleasant pair of cunts.

My late uncle was a big advocate for red squirrels and considered greys to be vermin. His neighbour began feeding the greys , so he set up an easy access feeding station in his garden too. Then sat out the back with his air rifle and took them out systematically

Sorry to hear that Gemmill, although I’m sure the local rabbit population are less upset.

Same place as the statement it’ll take 8 weeks- pulling it out of their arse.

“I can only feel two?”

That poor bloke walking around on fire is just horrific. It does seem to be the forgotten football disaster

Just had a Quick Look at the table

What’s this nonsense? Its only Arsenal man, we’ve wiped our arse with them three times already this season.

Of division 2 , aye.

Tough one this- I’d imagine The Best Team in the Champions League will be wanting to try out striker combos for their appearance in the final… 5-0 to King Edward’s men. followed by a hembarrassing presser from Lego Heed.

In fairness to the gonk, waking up on a Saturday morning and remembering you’re a mackem would ruin every weekend.

Get the fuck in!!! Commentator saying in December The Cunts were 2nd and we were 12th. 46 points from last 21 games. Hail Eddie.

Here come the speed merchants!

Surprised he didn’t book Schar.

Thank fuck for that!

Isak!!* * disguised as BRUNO

Ffs lads! Need the whistle here like.

Ffs Bruno!

Cheers. 👍 Nipping off a blind trout than I’ll tune in for 2nd half.

Didn’t even get the turtles head out! Thank me later lads

Well- no stream, no radio. Im going for a shite and a shower. I expect The Cunts to be down to 10 men and us 3-0 up when I get back.