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What I find interesting about the pyramids is that they have no 'predecessors'. Granted there are older and smaller pyramids in Egypt, but the leap in standard from those to the Giza pyramids is immense. Like making a B&Q flat pack shed and then next building the Sage. Nothing to do with 'aliens from sirius' or other such bollix, but a puzzler none the less.

And yet 2nd post and Fop is in it. What do you do for a living Fop? I reckon he's Pit Head Chief Engineer..... Real wind up merchant

I'm partner in a Roped Access business. We do building maintenance by abseiling. or Fenestration Optical Visibility Technician (Roped) to make it sound official.

Followed by diaper change, bottle of warm milk, and a rusk ffs

The other being that he's probably dead. Time to 'fess up Fop....... you're Osama ,aren't you?

You just know though, the minute Harper signed for someone else,Given's legs would spontaneously break, and Krul would damage his wrist in a bizarre pet tortoise related incident. It's NUFC...... these things will happen. I'm thinking more Harper sods off, Given is sold, Krul turns out to be rubbish/breaks every bone in his body. We get Hartlepool's 3rd choice keeper on loan because he's cheap. Squad? We don't need no strength in depth. we can always ask the FA if we can play "Rush Goalie" or " 3 pots in"

You come across as self-abusing.

What are the odds on the fat bastard declaring himself injured again before the weekend? Friday is BOGOF day at the Pie shop.... hence no lardy aussie on Saturday.

You just know though, the minute Harper signed for someone else,Given's legs would spontaneously break, and Krul would damage his wrist in a bizarre pet tortoise related incident. It's NUFC...... these things will happen.

two things? i) course I am mate. ii) popularity on a message board? Not something that'll keep me up at night. Unlike the Viagra wor Danny's trying to flog on here

Tried it once........... not my bag I'll get me coat

Anything elseThrust upon you by family members? You can tell us you know, we're all pals on here

he gets an undue amount of stick for that... His girlfriend had a miscarriage pretty understandable he didn't wanna go on international duty bit of a stupid fcking lie to try and keep what actually happened private mind but still Council for the Defence; The accused only lied to keep a harrowing personal tragedy from the public eye , m'lud. Council for the Prosecution; He has Pink wheels on his Range Rover, your Honour. Judge; GUILTY!! I sentence the accused to take all piss taking like a man

If only they'd brought Lemsip

Or her in him Is he standing in a hole btw? Potentially the biggest UK divorce settlement ever. Probably not actually.... Word has it that Bernie has been putting all his cash into a holding company called SLEC. Guess whos company it is... (i'll give you a clue. 'SL' is the first two letters of their first name and 'EC' is the first two letters of their surname. She's got all the cash! You'd think with all that moolah, she could afford a Wonderbra.

Didn't some space bird drop her make up bag on the Shuttle? Coincidence?........

Nice Bappage there fella, top camel toe too. Agreed, you need the Strimmer on the bottom beard.

A lad at work has sold his house this week - he had to take about 20% less than he originally wanted due to market conditions. That's how the world is - the fat cunt should wake up sharpish and fuck off. SURVEYORS REPORT FOR NE1 4ST; This one-time fortress is in need of major re-structuring work. Cosmetic additions cannot hide crumbling foundations, the result of at least a decade of neglect. Potential buyers will need to invest heavily in re-developement,from ground up. This project will appeal only to serious developers, not cockney fuckwits.

OMG I had forgotten the old Atlantis theories- I used to love all of that stuff. I used to love arguing that it was true with people to wind them up (foptastic) and ended up believing it myself. my personal favourite theory being the Antarctica once having been Atlantis and for Hapgood's Earth Crustal Shift hypothesis You got me there... Never heard that one treat yourself - its a great read Fingerprints of the Gods - Graham Hancock Review Poking about through an assortment of grand earthly mysteries, Hancock (The Sign and the Seal, 1992) cobbles together a fascinating theory that proposes a lost civilization lying behind the conundrums. Why is it that the ruins of central America appear to show such a profound knowledge of spherical trigonometry millennia before that branch of mathematics was to find currency in the West? How is it that the great temples in Peru and Egypt show a clear understanding of the precession of the equinoxes way prior to its "discovery" by Hipparchus? All of these ancient monuments depict bearded Caucasian men in their sculpture. Pourquoi? Drawing on an amazing wealth of materials - from a close reading of mythology to geological texts, from archaeo-astronomy to rarefied mathematics - Hancock devises a theory that posits a highly evolved civilization that was wiped clear off the face of the earth during the cataclysmic happenings that attended the retreat of the last ice sheet. A resulting massive crustal displacement in turn might have buried the evidence of this advanced culture, leaving only a few survivors to pass on their knowledge to succeeding generations. Egyptian, Olmec, Mayan, and Aztec civilizations all speak of men - Viracocha, Quetzalcoatl, the bearded men - who brought great wisdom into their midst (though why they didn't pass along the principle of the wheel to the Maya is an equal mystery). Where did these learned men come from? Hancock has evidence to suggest Antarctica, explained via a combination of crust movement and the odd fact that the topography of Queen Maud Land appears on a map dated 1513, when it was - and had for millennia been - under ice. He also has evidence that the next apocalypse may be just around the corner. A fancy piece of historical sleuthing - breathless, but intriguing and entertaining and sturdy enough to give a long pause for thought. (Kirkus Reviews) You got a beard Fop? Yes.... yes I do. So are you more Mel, or the posing tart top right?

Wor Joe was looking a bit nervous today.

This was filmed on a police patrol car cam.

Nice Rims

Cheers, read that way back,iirc. What I liked about Underworld was that he avoided the "myths and gods" approach, and came at the same theory from an evidence based approach.Made a ,let's be honest,wild theory sound very credible. The section about the Hypogeum in Malta, and the level of society needed to produce such a thing , was the thing that hooked me