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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Club owned by out of towner sued by out of towner over power struggle with out of towner football director. Case to be decided by out of towners. Discuss.
  2. For the sake of one letter the tabloids could've had a field day- " Iranian Missiles Buried in Depths of Qim"
  3. I've started many European odysseys stood at these services with my thumb out.
  4. Bangers ,Mash, Onion Gravy. She even brought me a cold beer with it.
  5. I heard he's demanding to meet Barack Obama, or no deal. Fat Ash offered tea with Desmond Tutu, but Keegan (aka Messiah) was having none of it. As a last throw of the dice, LardAsh tempted KK (aka The One True Living God) with a month's swimming lessons with Duncan Goodhew. Keegan (aka one of the only men who has a true feel for the club) almost caved in, but at the eleventh hour went back to his meeting with B.O. as the only option he would accept. That's what a club insider told me, anyway. Redheugh told me that last week tbh
  6. ??? I worked there until just under a month ago. Ouch.
  7. Never understood solicitors myself. Seller: You'll need to promise you'll buy it. Buyer: I promise Seller: And you have the money? Buyer: Yeah sorted Seller: Sign here then. House sold Bish Bosh Bash I think they do slightly more than that.. Legally rob us? Hold monies to reap interest, delaying handovers of keys etc? General Twattery. I sense you have been burnt in the past. The Force is strong in one so young! Correct btw
  8. well said Pud now can we put this thread to bed?
  9. Least we dont fiddle our CV's. too busy fiddling your taxes and the meter.
  10. Reckon I could make em bulge a bit more ,too
  11. Never understood solicitors myself. Seller: You'll need to promise you'll buy it. Buyer: I promise Seller: And you have the money? Buyer: Yeah sorted Seller: Sign here then. House sold Bish Bosh Bash I think they do slightly more than that.. Legally rob us? Hold monies to reap interest, delaying handovers of keys etc? General Twattery.
  12. :spit: Ken for a Boy! err, McKenzie for a .......... jock?
  13. All the best people are born in July
  14. 8 pages of Hova repeating himself did the trick.
  15. just been on Look Nawks, the case is expected to be concluded tomorrow. (Or the end of next week)
  16. :spit: Feckin Hell! congratulations Anyone else??? Meenzer? I've just had the snip. Don't tell wor lass though. We rarely speak about you much when we meet
  17. ok, just curious, get the impression it would take a lot to be banned.
  18. Scored a cracker against Leeds from mid-way in their half, had a Leeds player hanging off his back at the time.
  19. Can we not change the Thread name while he's at graft , just to confuse the buggery out of him?
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